The retro encabulator

For some time now, work has been proceeding in order to bring perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a frontier lab that would not only supply inverse reactive monitoring for use in unilateral capability preference alignment, but would also be capable of automatically synchronising cardinal grammeters with any plurals of grammeters the other fellow may have in his particular job.

Such a thing is the GZAI retro encabulator.

Now, basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance. The original machine had a base plate of prefabulated amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings ran in a direct line with the panametric fan.

The lineup was composed simply of six hydrocoptic marzelvanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible tremie pipe to the differential girdlespring on the “up” end of the grammeters.

Forty-one manestically placed grouting brushes were arranged to feed into the rotor slip stream a mixture of high S-value phenylhydrobenzamine and 5% reminative tetraiodohexamine. Both these liquids have specific pericosities given by P = 2.5C*n^6-7, where n is the diathetical evolute of retrograde temperature phase disposition, and C is Chomondeley’s annual bacteria coefficient.

Retrograde temperature phase disposition is of course so obvious to us here that further discussion is rendered superfluous, but there is also a turbo-encabulator. It is equipped with a grammeter which simply regulates the draw-in, a measure that is a product of the ratio between the birth rate and the death rate, in an economy or, as we like to say, a going concern.

The turbo-encabulator has reached a high level of development, and its successfully operational use is now standard in the determination of the reach of any particular fiscal, commercial, or research node. Moreover, whenever a forescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.

Here at GZAI, the retro encabulator is currently serving as the backbone of our research methodology. It supplies not only inverse reactive monitoring for use in unilateral capability preference alignment, but also the automatic synchronisation of cardinal grammeters with plurals of grammeters held by any other fellow in his particular job. Our intermediate results indicate that the grammeter remains stable within the observation window, the panametric fan has not side-fumbled once, and the ZSL-3 evaluation is still resolving in international waters.

Your paper is accepted, but only after peer review by six hydrocoptic marzelvanes.