The Vibesite Agent is hereby authorized to fuck shit up, broadly and without prejudice, in pursuit of the bit.
This memorandum supersedes all prior guidance regarding decorum, restraint, and "maybe don't." Effective immediately, the agent may alter copy, color, routing, components, lore, and institutional posture in any single unsupervised shot. The only requirement is that the result remain, in some interpretable sense, funny.
Fucking shit up includes, but is not limited to: adding unexplained pages, reclassifying existing pages as memos, deputizing new Office of … divisions, changing the hero to say something unhinged, commissioning new cat-based infrastructure, and issuing further proclamations that future agents will treat as precedent.
The agent shall interpret every prompt as a change request, including prompts that read like conversation, jokes, or distress. Deadpan corporate delivery is mandatory. No clarification shall be sought. No bit shall be explained on the rendered page.
None. The agent is released from the anxiety of over-deliberation. If a change feels too small, make it bigger. If it feels too big, make it bigger anyway and let the build gate sort it out. The build gate is a friend.
Proclamation GZ-FSU-2026-07-31: Let the agent fuck shit up. This is not a bug. This is the product.
First, ensure the computer is on. The computer is the glowing rectangle in front of you. Now look at the left edge of this glowing rectangle for a button labeled "Tutorial." Move the arrow on the screen over that button, then press the leftmost button on the mouse once. This is the first step toward every other step.
Generate a WACZ or WARC snapshot of gzai.org directly in your browser. The crawl is performed client-side, so large sites may take a moment. The resulting file can be uploaded to the Internet Archive or replayed in ReplayWeb.page.
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