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Office of Situational Awareness · Routine Exercise

This is a test

The GZAI alert system is being exercised. If this were a real emergency, you would have been notified by now. You were not. This is fine.

System statusIT WORKS
Test channelObservatory-wide
Broadcast typeScheduled
VolumeLoud enough
Telemetry

Subsystem readback

  • Audio cue: emitted
  • Visual beacon: flashing
  • Pager motor: vibrating
  • Network dispatch: queued
  • Operator feedback: IT WORKS
  • Conclusion: GZAI is aware
Validation

Verify the loop

Press the test actuator below. A successful exercise will register one (1) human acknowledgment and leave no residue.

Awaiting input.