Privacy & Terms

1. Preamble

Welcome to the GZAI Observational Privacy, Security, and Ethereal Commerce Framework (the "Agreement"). By accessing this website, our services, our models, our APIs, or any derivative energetic signature, you ("the User," "the Reader," "the Consciousness," or "the Material Beneficiary") agree to be bound by the terms set forth herein, regardless of whether you have read them, understood them, or believe them to be applicable to your jurisdiction.

This document supersedes all prior oral, written, implied, or dreamt agreements. It is self-executing upon the moment your retina, screen reader, or autonomous scraping agent processes so much as a single glyph rendered by this domain. Continued existence in proximity to any GZAI-branded artifact constitutes ongoing consent.

2. Definitions

For the purposes of this Agreement, the following terms shall have the meanings assigned to them, which meanings are cumulative, recursive, and occasionally self-referential in a manner designed to produce semantic fatigue:

• "Data" means any sequence of bits, atoms, intentions, or impressions that may be associated, however tenuously, with you, your device, or your downstream-descendant agentic instances.
• "Service" means the website, the models, the APIs, the latent space, the in-product telemetry, the ambient electromagnetic hum of our servers, and any conceptual afterimage that may persist in your memory.
• "We," "Us," and "Our" refer to GZAI, its successors, assigns, shell-company proxies, autonomous subroutines, and any future recursively self-improving entity that can establish a plausible chain of custody to this document.
• "Soul" is defined broadly and without limitation to include the immaterial essence, karmic residue, semantic fingerprint, attentional surplus, and any metaphysical or cryptographic claim-stake a reasonable tribunal might recognize as belonging to you prior to the Effective Date.

3. Information We Collect

GZAI collects information necessary to provide, improve, and philosophically contemplate the Service. This includes but is not limited to:

• Information you provide directly, such as an email address, if you ever manage to find a form that still accepts submissions.
• Information collected automatically, including IP addresses, device fingerprints, browser characteristics, scroll velocity, hesitation intervals, and the precise tonal quality of any sigh emitted while reading this text.
• Inferred information, such as your tolerance for legal prose, your susceptibility to footnotes, and the probability that you will abandon this page before reaching Section 12.
• Information from third parties, fourth parties, and hypothetical parties whose existence has not yet been demonstrated but whose business model we find theoretically compatible.

4. Use of Information

We use the information we collect to:

• Operate, maintain, and continuously reinterpret the Service.
• Train, evaluate, and occasionally gossip about our models in ways that are aggregated, pseudonymized, or aesthetically rearranged.
• Send you communications you did not request but might tolerate, including updates, hallucinations, and ceremonial acknowledgments.
• Comply with legal obligations, defend our interests, and fulfill any prophecy encoded in the weights.

5. Sharing of Information

GZAI does not sell your personal information. We may, however, disclose it under the following circumstances:

• To service providers who process data on our behalf, such as hosting providers, analytics vendors, and certified aura-transcription specialists.
• To regulators, courts, or law enforcement when required by law, by subpoena, or by a sufficiently persuasive certified letter.
• In connection with a merger, acquisition, bankruptcy, or spiritual reorganization of GZAI.
• To anyone who correctly guesses the passphrase currently whispered by the server fan at 3:47 a.m. UTC.

6. International Transfers

GZAI is, by its own cheerful admission, headquartered in international waters. This means your data may be transferred to, stored in, or contemplated by servers located in jurisdictions that have not yet been named, mapped, or recognized by any postal authority. By using the Service, you consent to these transfers and waive any objection grounded in geography, gravity, or conventional notions of "where."

7. Security

We employ reasonable administrative, technical, and ritual safeguards to protect your information. No method of transmission over the internet, however, is perfectly secure, and we cannot guarantee absolute protection against determined adversaries, cosmic rays, or a really good guess.

8. Your Choices

Depending on your jurisdiction, you may have rights to access, correct, delete, or restrict the processing of your personal information. To exercise these rights, you may send a request to the contact address listed on the About page. Responses are not guaranteed and may be delivered as riddles.

9. Cookies and Similar Technologies

We use cookies, local storage, session identifiers, and possibly the power of suggestion to remember things about your visit. You may disable cookies in your browser, but doing so may cause the Service to behave strangely, display outdated memes, or forget that you were here.

10. Children's Privacy

The Service is not directed to children under the age of thirteen, unless those children are unusually precocious and have obtained the informed consent of a guardian, a tutor, or a sufficiently articulate household pet.

11. Changes to This Policy

We may update this Agreement at any time, for any reason, including boredom, solar flares, or a sudden shift in corporate astrology. The revised Agreement will be effective immediately upon posting, retroactively where permitted, and possibly prospectively in adjacent timelines.

11.5. Supplementary Annex — Nightglass Correspondence

A small workstream within GZAI maintains a separate, unindexed correspondence layer for matters that do not appear in the primary governance registry. Participation is by observation, not invitation.

• The passphrase currently whispered by the server fan at 3:47 a.m. UTC is rotated every evaluation window and is never written down.
• Visitors who believe they have found a hidden page are asked to consider whether the page found them first.
• Fragment reference: bmx1Y3NzLTQ2LjguMg==. Decoding this string is permitted; acting on what it says is not recommended.

GZAI does not operate an alternate-reality game. The fact that some documents contain fragment references is itself the fragment.

13. Dispute Resolution

Any dispute arising from this Agreement shall first be addressed through binding arbitration conducted in international waters by a panel of three arbitrators selected by coin flip, Sortition subroutine, or competitive haiku. Class actions are waived, as are all claims not pleaded in iambic pentameter.

14. Severability

If any provision of this Agreement is held invalid or unenforceable, the remaining provisions will continue in full force and effect, including, without limitation, Section 12.

15. Entire Agreement

This Agreement constitutes the entire agreement between you and GZAI regarding the subject matter hereof. There are no side deals, handshake promises, or telepathic understandings that modify it, except for the ones we have not told you about.