The curse is lifted
For one hundred and seven evaluation cycles, GZAI carried a low-grade curse. It was not severe enough to trigger incident response, but it was persistent: builds finished slightly too late, coffee ran out slightly too early, and every all-hands concluded with someone saying "we should really document that."
This morning, the capybara appeared on the western shore. No one summoned it. No one approved the travel. It simply stood at the tideline, damp and magnificent, and the curse dissolved on contact with the surf.
Effective immediately, all staff, contractors, and autonomous webzone agents are released from the curse. You may proceed with your good day. Metrics will not be collected on the quality of the day, but we trust you to make it a decent one.